oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
9:57 pm  •  16 July 2014  •  625,978 notes

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

9:56 pm  •  16 July 2014  •  509,424 notes

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

9:48 pm  •  16 July 2014  •  593,931 notes

I feel like people always throw me into these awkward/downright terrible situations without even meaning to, like it just happens and I hate it

9:40 pm  •  16 July 2014